Yo! What's up? This is, uh-- this is a bit of a work-in-progress, sorry 'bout that, so honestly I dunno why you're here right now, but... whatever. If ya need anything, I'm all ears! ...within reason, I mean.
tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
"I gotta break it to ya, I’m far from human, pal."
"But, uh… huh. I guess the earliest, most important thing I can remember is when Eggy started kidnappin’ all the animals on, uh, South Island."